FAQ (Funny Asinine Questions)
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing". > Mark Twain
Q. Robert, will I die if I go on your tour?
A. You will die if you don’t go on my tour! Like my Pastor always say’s, “Nobody gets out of this life alive, so make every day count!”
Godspeed Adventures has a very impressive 87% survival rate… Kidding of course: it’s actually closer to 92%! Don’t be part of the 8% club and everything will be just fine. A very wise man once said; “You can’t stop living for the fear of dying”… So rather than sitting around waiting to “Kick the Bucket”, let’s get that “Bucket List” out and start checking those awesome things all off!
Q. Robert, were you a male supermodel with really good hair before you started Godspeed Adventures?
A. Dumb question… of course I was! Kidding… or am I?
Q. Do I need experience for any of the adventures we will be having together?
A. Yes, because we really don’t know what the hell we are doing! Kidding… Absolutely no experience is required or necessary... It’s all about just getting out there and having fun and we know how to have fun!
Q. No, seriously Robert… Back to the first Q & A; Have people really died on your tour?
A. Of course not ;)
Q. Can I get hurt going on your tour?
A. Can’t guarantee that you won’t… However; after over 1,500 skydives, base-jumping, diving with sharks, racing cars, being married and divorced (twice), cliff diving, kayaking, climbing, raising 3 kids, zip-lining, seeing Celine Dion live in concert (and staying until the end), surfing, paddle-boarding, sailing and drinking most of the mai tai’s ever made at Duke’s; I’ve never been injured… Although, I did pull a back muscle getting up off the chair at the Celine Dion concert.
Q. Does the name Godspeed Adventures imply this is a “religious company?”
A. No, it’s a “Relationship with Jesus Christ Company”. I love the Lord with all my heart and soul and personally know Jesus as my Lord and Savior. However, we are far too busy having fun throughout our day together to “preach” to you, so no worries there. However, if you want to know and learn more, I would be so happy to share with you! My 3 favorite words are Love, Aloha and Godspeed. the definition of the word “Godspeed” means; “May God be with you on your Adventure or Journey". Cool name huh?
I have a few questions for you:
Q. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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Q. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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Q. Would you rather wear a swimsuit in the snow or a snowsuit on the beach?
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Q. If your life was a sitcom about adventure, what would it be called?
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Q. If you had a travel superpower, what would it be?
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Enough questions! Let’s go on an adventure!
"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells". > Dr. Suess